Mike's Top Gun callsign is Nook'n'Cranny, and his Jedi Name is Parmi Liatl, but these aren't what you'll find on his dogtags, which in fact feature a sonnet by Trent Reznor, who oddly enough is not known for his sonnets.

If you were to steal Mike's wallet, you might be disappointed to only find a few hundred rupees, but to make up for it you might also find his "curiously worn" topless photo of Liam Neeson.

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